Zayn Malik is a 1080p person living in a 144p world
pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
this fucked me up
- Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
- Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
- Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
- Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
- Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
- Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
- Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
- Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
- Track 8: Senate Massacre
- Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
- Track 10: Harvard Hitman
- Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
- Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)
this track list was too good I had to reblog again
short list of actors who have not won an oscar:
- james dean
- johnny depp
- brad pitt
- helena bonham carter
- robert downey jr
- glenn close
- will smith
- samuel l jackson
- liam neeson
- sigourney weaver
- tom cruise
- julianne moore
- ralph fiennes
- laura linney
- ed harris
- gary oldman
now will you please for the love of christ shut up about leonardo dicaprio
and Elsasings “Let It Go,” the 86th Annual Academy Award Winner for Best Original Song
Lupita Nyong’o’s brother, the real winner at the Oscars 2014
I shall reblog whenever I see this….
the amount of perfection in that paragraph makes my heart happy.
I’m a Christian and I support this message.
i think i’m crying that’s so perfect
Ellen Page arrives at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscars Party
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
She should have found some other dress cause she looks like a whale.
I hope karma is instant for you blogger. She’s pregnant with twins. Get a life and possibly a soul.
She looks amazing.
Elsa Pataky is married to Chris Hemsworth, pregnant with his second and third child, dressed in a designer dress and present at the oscars while you’re at home behind a computer screen typing rude comments about her? Yeah, I think we know whose more successful in this picture. You’re body shaming isn’t going to keep her up at night. Banging her hot husband is.
Reblogging for those amazing comments.
banging her hot husband is
best comment ever.
oh yeah how dare a woman not conceal her pregnancy for you
like actually why do you give a fuck if she wore a burlap sack or a goddamn tutu? she liked it. she felt confident enough to wear it.
lupita “i look good on everything i wear” nyong’o
When it’s too big:
When it’s too small:
When it’s just right: